Thursday, 4 June 2009

Plot to keep Iran's 'Top Gun' jets flying ... ...with parts from eBay!

Three men were jailed for a total of ten years for their part in a plot to supply military equipment to keep Iranian F-14 'Tomcat' fighter jets airborne and combat ready in contravention of an embargo on military exports to Iran.

HM Revenue & Customs officers uncovered the plot when they found a consignment of oxygen cylinders at Heathrow Airport which were bound for Tehran.

The restricted parts had been sourced in the United States of America using eBay thereby avoiding export controls.

And who said you cant buy anything on Ebay

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Positive response to fish dumping campaign

Scottish Government 1st October 2008

Scotland's determination to radically reduce the amount of fish dumped in Europe's seas has received a positive response in Brussels.

Surely there are worse places to dump fish?

Monday, 18 August 2008

Kermitted to frog protection

DEFRA - 18th Aug 2008

Legal protection for a rare frog with a distinctive accent was announced today by Minister for Wildlife, Joan Ruddock.

Surely one of the best ever press release titles?

Monday, 17 December 2007

Electronic identification of sheep and goats

DEFRA - 17th Dec 2007

The EU Council of Ministers have today agreed on 31 December 2009 as the obligatory implementation date for the introduction of electronic identification (EID) of sheep and goats.

So.. will the sheep have their own photo ID.

Tuesday, 11 December 2007

Hucknall Woman Finds Dream Job as Horse Therapist

DWP - 11th December 2007

Penny Palmer had always loved horses - but she never thought she'd turn her passion into a job until she went to Bulwell Jobcentre Plus. There she met Jane Simpson, a New Deal for Lone Parents Adviser. Jane helped Penny turn her dream into reality. "After nine years of caring for my five children, I thought it was time to do something for me," Penny explained. "I believe I am the only equine therapist in the country, offering aromatherapy, manipulation and massage, as well as herbal remedies to treat horses. "Since I set up my own business - Equine MOT - in July I've treated over 100 horses. One of the most unusual ones was a horse who refused to turn left.

Just dont know what to say! Sadly this isnt a spoof press release.

Friday, 9 November 2007

Increased Support Package for Cyclists in the Wake of Newt Delay

London Development Agency 9th Nov 2007

Today, the London Development Agency (LDA) and British Cycling announced further interim measures to support London's cyclists while great crested newts are relocated from the site of a new 2km circuit at Hog Hill in Redbridge.